Welcome to My Wordy Life
For as long as I can remember, I've been besotted by words, in love with
the English language. My parents read to me (as I read to my son) practically
from the moment of my birth, and when I learned to read, I always received
books for Christmas and my birthday and had finished reading them within
the week. I still have some of my childhood books: old editions of
Grimms' Fairy Tales, Andrew Lang's fairy books,
The Wizard of Oz, all the Nancy Drew and Cherry Ames books. My mother
was a member of the Literary Guild and because she never got around to
sending the post cards back, I got to read her books, too. (I learned early
on how to climb up and get the ones on the top shelves.) She gave me her
official permission to read
Gone With the Wind when I was eleven. Boy, was that an eye-opener
for a naïve little girl! My parents also bought my brother and me
The Book of Knowledge; I read straight through all twenty volumes.
Yeah. I have been, as they say, bookish all my life. Today, of course,
I spend most of my time editing and writing.
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Ask them to Like the book, too. Leave comments and questions. Wouldn't
it be nifty if
Secret Lives turned into a sort of interactive book via Facebook
and the FREE READER'S GUIDE on this site?
Notice the little witch! Because I didn’t want to rip off anyone’s art
and just use one of my 330 witches, I asked my brilliant daughter-in-law
to make me a witch. She—the witch, not Phish—is now sitting on the shelf
in my living room where you see her in the photo.
Let Me Be Your Editor
Are you writing a book? Thinking about writing a book? Let me be your
editor. I've edited more than 250 books (both fiction and nonfiction),
academic documents (theses and dissertations), web site copy, articles,
technical proposals, screenplays, poetry, and things I don't even remember
anymore. As you explore this site, you can read excerpts from my nonfiction
books and some of my articles and poems. If you're thinking about writing,
send me an email and we can talk about how I can help you. I never charge
for email conversations.
Note: if you like my work and want to use it, please do
not just copy and paste. As I have to explain from time to time to
an author whose work I'm editing, copying and pasting someone else's
copyrighted work without their permission is
plagiarism. Which is against the law. Which can get you an F in your
class. Which can get you prosecuted. It's usually easy to get permission
to reproduce someone else's copyrighted work:
just ask. If you want to reproduce anything on my site anywhere else,
please send me an email and ask. I'll no doubt tell you I'm honored that
you like what I've written and then tell you how to give me proper credit.
March 20, 2015
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As you know, I live with two rescued cats named after physicists. I hadn’t
registered them with the city until this year. That’s because when you
adopt from Maine Coon Adoptions, you sign a promise to keep the cat indoors.
Rescued cats don’t need to go back out on dangerous streets. So I figured
we could live happily without the red tape. However, when I took them in
for their vaccinations a couple months ago, the veterinary hospital must
have notified the city. I received a notification from Animal Care Services.
I read the form carefully. It said “Current License Fee Cat $10” and “Senior
Citizen Cat $5.” So I sent them a check for $10, which is $5 for each cat.
I also wrote on Heisenberg’s form “This cat is 14 years old” and on Schroedinger’s
form “This cat is 13 years old.”
They sent my check back. “Incorrect amount.” Also checked on the return
form: “Senior Discount—Must Be Altered.” Yikes! I have to be altered to
get a fifty percent discount??